And no, I did not service Oberon. Not even a little. 

PIE IS FOR THE WEAK

Jeez, where do people get these crazy notions? 

Question: 

Once you find your heterosexuals, the best thing to do is to put them in a room together and just wait. Either they’ll have sex or form a sports club. 

Tony and I go way back.

1. Some chick named Jenny Thunder
2. Recently dumped, emotionally volatile, post-angel Dean
3. Horny heterosexual Dean. Someone dropped him off around the end of Season 2.
4. Sick!Dean. Apparently the hoodie fused to his flesh. 
5. The Dean who is also a Disney Prince. Or Princess. Unsure.
6. The Dean who knows that one British hipster with the phone box.
7. Shonen-ai Dean. Special order from Japan.

…Sam.

Especially when he’d gone and lost his soul. Quietest evenings I ever had. 

Fabulous Dean is one of several versions of Dean I happen to have lying around.